In His Own Words
About Him
And so on and so forth
But PLEASE, I cannot offer you any advice, but I am sure that I could offer you some sarcasm instead...
About His Ideal Match
Looking for that SHE-loony to match my HE-loony..
That should be easy , right? Seeing as the world is filled with crazies?
Oh, and you also have to have some brains, well, quite a bit..
Why you ask?
Because when the tornado has settled, I want someone that I can speak to, and not have to teach, educate or even just explain myself too much.
^^This is actually quite a tall order now that I re-read it...
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
Portugal | |
Location: |
Kempton Park, Gauteng, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
43 | |
Star Sign: |
Aquarius | |
Height: |
183cm (6' 0.0") | |
Body Type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner | |
Hair Colour: |
Black | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans; Arabic; Urdu; Zulu; Other | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious | |
Relationship Status: |
Widowed | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term | |
Have Children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want Children: |
Maybe | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Regular | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Technical Diploma | |
Occupation: |
Finance | |
Income: |
Fat cat |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
18 - 34 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Muslim; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Sikh | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Occasional; Regular; Heavy; Trying to Quit; E-cigarette User | ||
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker; Heavy Drinker | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short; Medium |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses and contacts |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body Hair: |
Shaved |
Disabilities: |
I have a mental condition; Other |
Body Art: |
Several tattoos |
Sense of Humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party Behaviour: |
The life of the party |
Personality Traits: |
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outrageous; Outspoken; Sarcastic; Silly; Stable; Wild & Crazy |
Valued Qualities: |
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Friendliness; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness |
Fashion Sense: |
Urban (My style is fresh from the city streets) |
Favourite Clothing: |
I'm most comfortable naked |
Favourite Colour: |
Green |
Date Activities: |
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop |
Reading: |
I love it |
Books: |
Best-sellers; Business; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; Horror; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology |
TV Habits: |
I don't have a TV |
TV Shows: |
Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Motoring; Sci-Fi |
Movie Frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Business news; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Investing; Knitting; Making Music; Shopping; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking |
Sport Involvement: |
Bored to death |
Sports: |
Bungee jumping; Extreme sports; Golf; Inline / Roller skating; Martial arts; Motorsport; Shooting; Sky diving; Surfing |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out 7 days a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none; Other |
Pace of Life: |
Chilled |
Time at Work: |
What's work? |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time Online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Family Size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family Closeness: |
I don't speak to my family |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Animals: |
I like them Well Done ;) |
Pets (Have): |
Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Fish; Rodent(s); Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Cat(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking |
Work Aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious Attendance: |
Never |
Dream Home: |
Loft in the city |
Politics: |
Anarchic |
Feelings about using Chat 24: |
Curious |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
