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JOKERseeks_hisHARLEY

40 – Kempton Park, Gauteng, South Africa

Please do not take my decidedly egotistical description of myself to heart or head..Im just average

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Online: 12 August 2021

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
Portugal
Location:
Kempton Park, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
40
Star Sign:
Aquarius
Height:
183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
Slim
Looks:
Beauty contest winner
Hair Colour:
Black
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; Arabic; Urdu; Zulu; Other
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Technical Diploma
Occupation:
Finance
Income:
Fat cat

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
18 - 50
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Slightly important
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Islamic; Spiritual, but not religious; Other; Sikh
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Occasional; Regular; Heavy; Trying to Quit; E-cigarette User
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker; Heavy Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

And so on and so forth
But PLEASE, I cannot offer you any advice, but I am sure that I could offer you some sarcasm instead...

About His Ideal Match

Looking for that SHE-loony to match my HE-loony..
That should be easy , right? Seeing as the world is filled with crazies?

Oh, and you also have to have some brains, well, quite a bit..
Why you ask?
Because when the tornado has settled, I want someone that I can speak to, and not have to teach, educate or even just explain myself too much.

^^This is actually quite a tall order now that I re-read it...

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short; Medium
Eyesight:
I wear glasses and contacts
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body Hair:
Shaved
Disabilities:
I have a mental condition; Other
Body Art:
More piercings; Several tattoos
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality Traits:
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outrageous; Outspoken; Sarcastic; Silly; Stable; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Friendliness; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness
Fashion Sense:
Urban (My style is fresh from the city streets)
Favourite Clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Favourite Colour:
Green
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop
Reading:
I love it
Books:
Best-sellers; Business; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; Horror; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology
TV Habits:
I don't have a TV
TV Shows:
Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Motoring; Sci-Fi
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Business news; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Investing; Knitting; Making Music; Shopping; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking
Sport Involvement:
Bored to death
Sports:
Bungee jumping; Extreme sports; Golf; Inline / Roller skating; Martial arts; Motorsport; Shooting; Sky diving; Surfing
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out 7 days a week
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none; Other
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Chilled
Time at Work:
What's work?
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Family Size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness:
I don't speak to my family
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like them Well Done ;)
Pets (Have):
Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Fish; Rodent(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Cat(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious Attendance:
Never
Dream Home:
Loft in the city
Politics:
Anarchic
Feelings about using Chat 24:
Curious
Honesty:
Extremely